"Don’t kid yourself" would be a great slogan for birth control pills
you have to sacrifice 8 goats to the flippy hair lord. his name is bryce. the whole animal sacrifice thing throws people off sometimes but he’s actually a really sweet guy. he made me this great mix tape once
"you only post selfies for the attention"
everything I do is for attention
everything is sort of weird and sad and i want to sleep next to you